From: Rod Lucich
Sent: Fri Jan 13 12:34:36 2017
To: Aldo Rodriguez; 'Brenda Siegel'; Chelsi Sanders; Dan Huff; Dan Zinder; Gerald Fisher
Subject: EQUIPMENT REPLACEMENT - HELP'S ON THE WAY
Importance: Normal
Although, here in Molalla, we have not found a cure for the common cold, cancer, or an answer to the homeless situation, we have drawn a line in sand that will make the world (at least ours) a better place. We have determined that these hunk-of-junk, malfunctioning, sorry excuse for hand towel dispensers have got to go. For the love of humanity, they have driven their last wet-handed, fully innocent, person to the edge of insanity. As Arnold would say, “THEY HAVE BEEN TERMINATED.” At least they will be as soon as the replacements arrive. . . which should be next week.
In the meantime, if we run out of the automatic towels, use paper towels to get by. Your voices have been heard and Help is on the Way!
Sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.
Chief
Chief Rod Lucich
P.O. Box 248, 117 N. Molalla Ave.
Molalla, OR 97038
503 829 8817 X 238
Fax 503 829 3461
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